- friend: how long does it take to get there?
- me: about 5 songs
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
I feel bad for people who come onto tumblr too late in a fandom and their only choice for a url is something like turtle-spoons-xox-directionerluv1233
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts





